How to Raise a Geek in Eight Simple Steps
Step 1: you need an awesomely geeky moniker. We went with Zuul.

Let's be honest, there isn't much hope for Zuul to escape geekdom. After all, her name comes from a pop culture Ghostbusters reference. One day, while laying on the couch thinking pregnancy was the worst idea I ever had, I told Jai that his crap lousy baby was making me sick (we have seen Blades of Glory too many times and now use crap lousy way too much) and he said "There is no baby...only Zuul." Since we didn't know if the baby was a girl or a boy, and because we had to call it something, Zuul stuck.
Step 2: Books, lots and lots of books
There are a ton of really great kids books out there to help you introduce your child to geek culture.
First, to teach them all about SciFi:
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Jai makes sure to explain to her what was happening in each episode pictured |
Then, because every good geek has to know their tech:
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Goodnight Ipad, goodnight doom. Goodnight bird launching over the moon. |
This one is great for introducing them to topic in science, math, and myth:
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C is for Caffeine and R is for Robot |
And, because it's never too soon to start SAT prep:
But where, you ask, is Star Wars ABC?
Well, to be perfectly honest, I was super geeked when I saw that on the shelf, C3PO and R2D2, what would be better right? But my glee quickly faded as I saw that A was for Anakin, and I'm sorry, but as far as Zuul will ever know, there were only 3 Star Wars movies, and Anakin wasn't in any of them. And, well, if that had been the only issue, I might have still gone with it, but there was just too much episodes I-III for me to allow my child to read it.
Step 3: Dragons, lots of Dragons
Zuul's room, which is really just a pack and play in the corner of our room, is filled with pictures of dragons and unicorns and castles. When she has a room of her own (when finally find a job and we buy a house which could mean she will be in our room until she's 13), it will be decorated in dragons.
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The pictures currently in Zuul's "room" |

Part of the reason we decided to have a baby when we did (I was 9 months preggo when I graduated law school and studied for and took and passed the TN bar with a newborn at home) was that we wanted to make sure she was born in the year of the dragon. Yes, we are so geeky that having our babies Chinese zodiac be a dragon was pivotal to our child having decision.
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Zuul and Scorch |
Step 4: Encourage Geek Appropriate Careers
So far we have helped Zuul narrow it down between Rocket Scientist and Super Hero. It's never too soon to decided a career path. College admissions can to competitive, so best to start preparing now.
Step 5: Teach Them Space is Awesome
Make sure you give them lots and lots of time in space. Zuul spends time sleeping in space, playing in space and generally fighting off alien invasions. She loves to watch the planets go by and attack the rocket ships. When she is older we will continue to teach her to love space through shows like Star Trek, Farscape and Firefly, because space cowboys are the greatest.
Step 6: Surround them with geeky toys
Okay, so Jai bought these Dr. Who actions figures for himself on a trip to New York City. But I am sure when Zuul is old enough he will be happy to pull them down off the shelf and play with them with her. What is cuter than a two year old running around with a Dalek yelling, "Exterminate, Exterminate?" Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
The ugly doll is another must. They are soft and cute, but just a little weird. What better way to teach your little one that different and weird can be cool. I saw a baby hugging one of these years ago and I know my baby had to have one (or three).
And, in case you feel we have been neglecting the super hero/comic book aspects of raising a geek, Zuul has cat woman and batman barbie dolls waiting for her when she is ready for that little girl doll stage of life. (That is of course assuming Daddy lets her take them out of the box).
Step 7: Make Sure They Have Lots of Time to Think Deep Thoughts
Zuul likes to spend a few hours contemplating really deep thoughts every day. You know, really absorb that calculus we've been reviewing, or figuring out how to accomplish faster than light speed space travel. Making sure you give your little one lots of time to solve the problems of the universe is important.
Step Eight: Model Geek Behavior In Your Home
Studies show time and time again that children learn best by parents modeling appropriate behavior. Your baby looks up to you, so make sure to be as big of a geek as you can at all time.
We always make sure to be as geeky as possible at every opportunity. So, just follow these easy steps and you too can raise and awesomely geeky kid. Don't worry, one day they will thank you.